Dear Brethren,
May Gulley's rest in peace. It served us as loving and faithful companion for many years now. It allowed us to live a healthy and abundant life. Granola bars for 10 cents, tea boxes for a 25 cents, dented cans for 35 cents. They say you can't buy love, but the truth is, Gulley's sold love. It came in an expired and dented box in the spoiled milk isle.
We should place a picture of Gulley's on our wall. No other store has the ability to evoke so many fond memories (ex. Will eating a cup of maggot infested oatmeal. Me drinking a full cup of brown and rotted apple juice. Eating canned food that had a two year old expiration date).
Please respect Gulley's passing away.
May Gulley's rest in peace. It served us as loving and faithful companion for many years now. It allowed us to live a healthy and abundant life. Granola bars for 10 cents, tea boxes for a 25 cents, dented cans for 35 cents. They say you can't buy love, but the truth is, Gulley's sold love. It came in an expired and dented box in the spoiled milk isle.
We should place a picture of Gulley's on our wall. No other store has the ability to evoke so many fond memories (ex. Will eating a cup of maggot infested oatmeal. Me drinking a full cup of brown and rotted apple juice. Eating canned food that had a two year old expiration date).
Please respect Gulley's passing away.
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